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Better Car Than Bike

"Here's a Lincoln Town Car," said the car salesperson.
            "What year is it? And how much does it cost?" inquired Harut.
            "Looks pretty old, huh? It's 1983. And it costs nine hundred and sixty dollars. It just needs some more brake fluid, new rims and new tires, 'cause these are flat. Yes. And a horn."
            "Ok. Can we test-drive it on the highway?"
            "Sure, we can't test-drive it on a sidewalk for pedestrians only, can we? Just kidding. Hold on a second," said the salesperson. He took the key out of his pocket, opened the door and tried to start the engine.
            "What's the problem? Can't you crank it up?" wondered Harut.
            "I don't know what's the problem with it. Something minor. I guess, the battery is down."
            "But in that case," objected Harut, "the starter wouldn't work either!"
            "Yeah, you got a point. Let's pump some gas into the gas tank. I'll be right back," he said and went to get some gasoline.
            Harut started feeling sorry to have gone there. The man came back and pumped in some fuel. But the car just wouldn't work.
            "Whatever, man. Let's try another car. I would recommend you this one," said the salesperson pointing to a red "Hyundai."
            "How much is it?"
            "It's four hundred and thirty dollars."                        "Is anything wrong with it?"

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